Petition for more petitions!

This petition is addressed to People visiting this site!
Eligible Signatories: Anyone and Everyone! (If this field is left blank it is implied that all free people of this universe are eligible)

Bah what happened?!?! I leave the site for a little while and the petition creation drops off to nothing... I need some help peeps! I will gladly help anyone who creates a petition get exposure to that petition, but I need people to create them first! The site is nearly finished, and completely functional as is, so what are you all waiting for? Get meh some petitions rolling, and make some real change in your world!